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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch...
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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
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The religious community is essential, for alone our vision is too narrow to see...
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Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
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You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
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Gifts are like hooks.
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Publish and be damned!
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If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...