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A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely...
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To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
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Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
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We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
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Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity....
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