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One should never put on one’s best trousers to go out to battle for...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse...
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He who ashamed of his poverty would be equally proud of his wealth.
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God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
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I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
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An important scientific innovation rarely makes its way by gradually winning over and converting...
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
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The only thing that’s been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has...
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The world is so constructed, that if you wish to enjoy its pleasures, you...