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(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only...
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Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.
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I do not believe in political movements. I believe in personal movement, that movement...
Quote #30550
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to...
Quote #22189
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
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I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody...
Quote #12530
Teaching is as sacred as priesthood. If one has not the concern for humanity,...