Quote #8789
In dreams we see ourselves naked and acting our real characters, even more clearly...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #27317
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
Quote #8730
Duty without love is deplorable. Duty with love is desirable. Love without duty is...
Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #278
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Quote #25666
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #8550
With foxes we must play the fox.
Quote #20658
There can be no real freedom without the freedom to fail.