Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.
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If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are...
Quote #29195
An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he’s in. He treats...
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #8918
If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither...
Quote #4981
I have Immortal longings in me.
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A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual...
Quote #22431
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...