Quote #26139
We must have a program to learn the way out of prison.
Quote #20644
No man is ever old enough to know better.
Quote #22853
Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.
Quote #2063
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #33327
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #3724
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Quote #17383
The society of women is the element of good manners.
Quote #13866
Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.