Quote #7871
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #22543
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #19835
Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot...
Quote #24575
Music is essentially useless, as life is but both have an ideal extension which...
Quote #12732
Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.
Quote #28185
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #16692
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #16825
All life is an experiment.