Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #19179
Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can.
Quote #18079
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
Quote #27735
A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered...
Quote #14938
Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study...
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #4041
It is never too late to give up your prejudices.
Quote #19934
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as...