Quote #8214
There is no slavery but ignorance.
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #10272
Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your...
Quote #960
You can never get the smell of smoke out. Like the smell of failure...
Quote #23695
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
Quote #22190
The President seems to extend executive privilege way out past the atmosphere. What he...
Quote #7021
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
Quote #17971
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way…you become just by...