Quote #8324
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #27986
The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the...
Quote #23670
J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name...
Quote #18040
I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother...
Quote #4565
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Quote #22186
This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to...
Quote #12215
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Quote #22553
Teachers believe they have a gift for giving it drives them with the same...
Quote #23470
He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise begin