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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
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Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy actually tasted fresh...
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Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to...
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True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.
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She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
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With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn’t think possible in...
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Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
Quote #16562
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...