Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #11839
In the long run you only hit what you aim at. Therefore, though you...
Quote #27760
It’s pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind...
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #2244
Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #21396
Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be...
Quote #16412
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...