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The true masters of the art of living are already happy if they are...
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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Two people kissing always look like fish.
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Why abandon a belief merely because it ceases to be true Cling to it...
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Crime does not pay … as well as politics.
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Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with...
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It is not the critic that counts not the man who points out how...
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature,...
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...