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Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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God has always been hard on the poor.
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The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
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All Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as...
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I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.
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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.