Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...