Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
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Food one-liners
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When you know you must really be drunk
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What is a mans best friend?
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Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Polish Power Outage
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The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...