People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...