Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...