Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
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Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
What do you do in case of fallout?
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Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...