Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...