After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...