At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...