Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...