One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
The Difference Is ..
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Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
New rules for dieting!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
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How many women does…?
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Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
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Lying Politicians
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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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8 things women won’t say
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