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Best Thing Out of…
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Real flight announcements
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The Rookie Cop…
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Daylight savings time
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This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Brain to nerves
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
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She is angry at you
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