I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...