Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
No Peer Pressure
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The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...