High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...