What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...