Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.