Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...