Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...