New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Caffeine addict quiz
|Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...