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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Canada America
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A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Money Quotes
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Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...