Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...