Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...