Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...