What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Giving Cats Pills
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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...