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There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
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Bouncer
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Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
The Math Test
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The skeleton
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If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...