Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.