Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Wash Hair In Sink
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Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
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