Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...