make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...