Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...