Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...