Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...