I’ll use my seeing eye dog
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Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Where does he work?
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Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
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Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
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God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...