Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...