A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...