Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...