Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...