Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...