Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...