Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...