If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...